home. puking in laundry basket.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
