I wannas sexs uuuuu
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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