When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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