I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
But break dance skills will only take you so far
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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