Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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