I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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