It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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