She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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