I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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