Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
