Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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