So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
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Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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