Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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