Can Purell be used as lube?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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