I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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