Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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