Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
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i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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