Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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