I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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