Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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