What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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