if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I didn't notice because vodka
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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