god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
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He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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