I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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