I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
