if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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