i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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