One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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