is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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