I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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