Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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