nut hugger
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I think a kid would responsible me up
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
