How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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