I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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