google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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