This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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