so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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