Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
honey bunches of taint.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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