Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
it's like iHOP with fire
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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