Little spoons don't ask big questions
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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