the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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