So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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