So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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