she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
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