I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
