no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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