Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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