Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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