I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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