Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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