I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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