Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
The uberlube is also flammable
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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