discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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