it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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