As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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