I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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