I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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