Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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