I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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