Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
We had to coat check the pizza.
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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